Damn Those Conservatives Award

Winner

Keith Olbermann (2171 Votes)

“Flatly, it may be time for Mr. Cheney to leave this country. The partisanship, divisiveness, and naivete to which he ascribed every single criticism of his and President Bush’s delusional policies of the last eight years have now roared forth in a destructive and uninformed diatribe from Mr. Cheney that can only serve to undermine the nation’s new President....You, Mr. Cheney, you terrified more Americans than did any terrorist in the last seven years, and now it is time for you to desist, or to be made to desist.”
— MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann in a “Special Comment” reacting to former Vice President Cheney’s warnings about future terrorism, February 5 Countdown.


Runners-up

Keith Olbermann (1691)

“...the total mindless, morally bankrupt, knee-jerk, fascistic hatred — without which Michelle Malkin would just be a big mashed-up bag of meat with lipstick on it.”
Countdown host Keith Olbermann talking about the conservative columnist and author, October 13.


Ed Schultz (984)

“The Republicans lie! They want to see you dead! They’d rather make money off your dead corpse! They kind of like it when that woman has cancer and they don’t have anything for her.”
— Ed Schultz, host of MSNBC’s The Ed Show, September 23.


Evan Thomas (478)

“I cringe that he [Fort Hood shooter Maj. Nidal Hasan] is a Muslim. I mean, because it inflames all the fears. I think he’s probably just a nut case. But with that label attached to him, it will get the right wing going and it just — I mean these things are tragic, but that makes it much worse.”
Newsweek’s Evan Thomas on Inside Washington, November 6.


Thomas Friedman

Thomas Friedman (434)

“I was in Israel interviewing Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin just before he was assassinated in 1995....The parallels to Israel then and America today turn my stomach: I have no problem with any of the substantive criticism of President Obama from the right or left. But something very dangerous is happening. Criticism from the far right has begun tipping over into delegitimation and creating the same kind of climate here that existed in Israel on the eve of the Rabin assassination.”
New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman, September 30.


D.L. Hughley (424)

“The tenets of the Republican Party are amazing and they seem warm and welcome. But when I watch it be applied — like you didn’t have to go much further than the Republican National Convention....It literally look[s] like Nazi Germany.”
— CNN host/comedian D.L. Hughley to RNC Chairman Michael Steele on D.L. Hughley Breaks the News, February 28.


Dylan Ratigan (323)

Host Dylan Ratigan: “Some Republicans and conservatives celebrating Obama’s failed attempt to bring the 2016 Olympics to Chicago. Down with Chicago! Contessa Brewer has the latest.”

News anchor Contessa Brewer: “Can you imagine this, that some people actually went as far as to cheer?”

Ratigan: “Sure. I mean, there are people that are actually trying to derail health care in order to take down Obama, even if it means half the country dies.”
— Exchange on MSNBC’s 9am ET Morning Meeting, October 5.


Joe Klein

Joe Klein (244)

“It would be interesting, just for the fun and justice of it, to subject [ex-Defense Secretary Donald] Rumsfeld to four hours in a stress position — standing stock still with his arms extended, naked, in a cold room after maybe two hours’ sleep. But that’s not going to happen. Indeed, it seems probable that nothing much is going to happen to the Bush Administration officials who perpetrated what many legal scholars consider to be war crimes.”
Time’s Joe Klein in “The Bush Administration’s Most Despicable Act,” January 19 issue.



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