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The 2,254th CyberAlert. Tracking Liberal Media Bias Since 1996
7:10am EDT, Thursday August 24, 2006 (Vol. Eleven; No. 140)
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1. Sarcastic Williams Worries Over 'Fears Oil Profits Might Plummet'
On Tuesday's NBC Nightly News, in a short item about a gas station in Illinois which accidentally sold unleaded fuel for 30 cents per gallon, anchor Brian Williams sarcastically relayed a take that made him sound like a lame left-wing comedian: "The pumps were quickly shut down amid fears that oil company profits might plummet. But for one brief, shining moment, we the consumers won. It was like the old days before you needed to refinance your home to refill your tank."

2. Time's Sometimes-Gooey Cover: 'Hillary's Time to Take the Lead'
Time's cover story on Hillary by Karen Tumulty is predictable, largely channeling anonymous Clinton aides and strategists about her forthcoming campaign for the White House. There are no conservatives quoted. It only gets unpredictable when Tumulty turns the corner to acknowledge (mean-spirited) conservatives. Typically, in her starry-eyed reflection on the "outsize status of both Clintons," and how her race will be "brutal," she exaggerates the number of anti-Clinton tomes by a factor of five or ten, but she surprises by actually naming the forthcoming Jonah Goldberg book, as well as the Brent Bozell-Tim Graham media-bias packet.

3. ABC's Shipman: Bush's Iraq Policy 'More Unpopular by the Day'
ABC's Claire Shipman appeared eager to trot out more Democratic hyperbole on President Bush's handling of Iraq during Tuesday's Good Morning America. Setting up Shipman's piece, GMA anchor Robin Roberts reported on the latest USA Today/Gallup poll, which found President Bush's overall job approval rating up five points, since a July survey, to 42 percent. Minutes later, discussing the President's stance on the war in Iraq, Shipman asserted that during his Monday news conference, the President "offered no real softening of a policy that grows more unpopular by the day, even among Republicans." An examination of the same USA Today/Gallup poll that Roberts reported, however, shows that 36 percent of those polled approve of President Bush's handling of Iraq. That is actually a one percent increase since USA Today/Gallup last measured public opinion on the issue in July.

4. Criticizing NFL, Gumbel Gratuitously Hits Cheney's 'Demeanor'
Bryant Gumbel has generated backlash from outgoing NFL Commissioner Paul Tagliabue for accusing him of keeping the players union chief on a "leash" as his "personal pet," with Tagliabue suggesting the league may rescind its plan to have Gumbel do play-by-play for games on the NFL Network. But in the same commentary at the end of the August edition of HBO's Real Sports, fist aired on August 15, Gumbel also used Vice President Dick Cheney as a foil in castigating the football league's temperament. In his "open letter" to incoming NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, Gumbel opined: "Although your league is wildly successful, making it fit Dick Cheney's demeanor can't serve you well in the long run. Yeah, football's a business, but it's also a game. Legislating individuality out of the NFL may have been Paul's thing, but it needn't be yours. Have some fun, let others do the same."

5. "Top Ten Signs Osama Bin Laden Is in Love with You"
Letterman's "Top Ten Signs Osama Bin Laden Is in Love with You."


Editor's Note: CyberAlerts have been sporadic recently (I sent the NQ text to e-mail subscribers on Tuesday, but nothing went out on Wednesday) because I've been dealing with a health situation which has made it difficult for me to read, eat or to sleep (hard to when you can't close an eye), and too impaired to drive. After some hours in a hospital and then at a doctor's office -- where I was prescribed what I trust are some good drugs to alleviate my condition -- I hope to be on the mend soon, but I'm told the condition can last for weeks and I still may get worse before I get better. I had to work in slow-motion to put together this CyberAlert. WebMD's description of my annoying affliction, "Bell's palsy," which some MRC colleagues in our DVR recording operation diagnosed before I ever saw a physician: www.webmd.com - Brent Baker

 

Sarcastic Williams Worries Over 'Fears
Oil Profits Might Plummet'

     On Tuesday's NBC Nightly News, in a short item about a gas station in Illinois which accidentally sold unleaded fuel for 30 cents per gallon, anchor Brian Williams sarcastically relayed a take that made him sound like a lame left-wing comedian: "The pumps were quickly shut down amid fears that oil company profits might plummet. But for one brief, shining moment, we the consumers won. It was like the old days before you needed to refinance your home to refill your tank."

     [This item is adopted from a Wednesday morning posting, by Scott Whitlock, on the MRC's blog, NewsBusters: newsbusters.org ]

     According to New York magazine, Brian Williams makes $4 million a year: newyorkmetro.com

     Sounding a bit like a radio DJ dedicating a song, Williams also announced that the story was "for all those who quietly suffer at the gas pump every day across this country, watching those numbers fly by."

     Williams isn't the first multi-millionaire NBC News personality to complain about the draining effect of gas prices. A year ago, Katie Couric, on the August 15, 2005 edition of Today, discussed the financial strain that fuel costs supposedly put on her:

     Co-host Matt Lauer: "Pain at the pump. Gas prices are going sky high. I paid $2.94 a gallon over the weekend to fill up the car."
     Co-host Katie Couric: "It's ridiculous. I had to take out a loan to fill up my minivan. It's crazy."

     For more, check the August 16, 2005 CyberAlert: www.mrc.org

     For a video clip: newsbusters.org

     One can only hope that Couric's new job at CBS allows her to fill up her tank without resorting to bank loans.

     A transcript of the August 22 NBC Nightly News segment read by Williams: "This next item here is for all those who quietly suffer at the gas pump every day across this country, watching those numbers fly by. The scene was the Charles Street Stop-and-Go in Rockford, Illinois. The time, yesterday morning. The price at the pump for medium-grade, unleaded, $3.09 a gallon. But then a computer glitch somehow moved the decimal point on the price one place to the left. That turned the $3 gas into 30-cent gas. The attendant noticed something might be wrong when a huge line formed outside the gas station. The pumps were quickly shut down amid fears that oil company profits might plummet. But for one brief, shining moment, we the consumers won. It was like the old days before you needed to refinance your home to refill your tank."

 

Time's Sometimes-Gooey Cover: 'Hillary's
Time to Take the Lead'

     Time's cover story on Hillary by Karen Tumulty is predictable, largely channeling anonymous Clinton aides and strategists about her forthcoming campaign for the White House. There are no conservatives quoted. It only gets unpredictable when Tumulty turns the corner to acknowledge (mean-spirited) conservatives. Typically, in her starry-eyed reflection on the "outsize status of both Clintons," and how her race will be "brutal," she exaggerates the number of anti-Clinton tomes by a factor of five or ten, but she surprises by actually naming the forthcoming Jonah Goldberg book, as well as the Brent Bozell-Tim Graham media-bias packet.

     [This item, by Tim Graham, was posted Tuesday afternoon on the MRC's blog, NewsNusters.org: newsbusters.org ]

     Tumulty wrote in the August 28 cover story:
     "Hillary has already figured as Lady Macbeth in enough volumes to fill a bookmobile, and in the next year the publishing industry will be adding to the collection with such titles as Liberal Fascism: The Totalitarian Temptation from Mussolini to Hillary Clinton and Whitewash: How the News Media Are Paving Hillary Clinton's Path to the Presidency."

     Amazon's page for the Bozell/Graham book: www.amazon.com

     Tumulty's piece was fairly devoid of the gooey-squishy Clinton-loving quotes that old-school Clinton lovers like Time's Margaret Carlson produced, but there were a few paragraphs that could make a conservative queasy, such as:
     "FOR MORE THAN 30 YEARS, THE Clintons have been the most fascinating tango act in politics. Sometimes they moved perfectly in synch. Other times, they had to make up the steps as they went. But always each has known what to do when the other stumbled. She became a Clinton not when she married Bill but after he lost his first bid for re-election as Arkansas Governor and she realized the state's voters weren't ready for a first lady who kept her last name.
     "Now the choreography is reversed, and it is Hillary's time to take the lead."

     And the closing paragraph:
     "Can they win again? In her memoir, Hillary closed by writing of her final moments in the White House Grand Foyer. The longtime butler there 'received my last goodbye embrace and turned it into a joyous dance. We skipped and twirled across the marble floor,' she writes. 'My husband cut in, taking me in his arms as we waltzed together down the long hall.' A farewell, perhaps. Or maybe the Clintons will yet want to have another dance."

     For the August 28 cover package, "The Presidential Ambitions of Hillary Clinton," go to: www.time.com

 

ABC's Shipman: Bush's Iraq Policy 'More
Unpopular by the Day'

     ABC's Claire Shipman appeared eager to trot out more Democratic hyperbole on President Bush's handling of Iraq during Tuesday's Good Morning America. Setting up Shipman's piece, GMA anchor Robin Roberts reported on the latest USA Today/Gallup poll, which found President Bush's overall job approval rating up five points, since a July survey, to 42 percent. Minutes later, discussing the President's stance on the war in Iraq, Shipman asserted that during his Monday news conference, the President "offered no real softening of a policy that grows more unpopular by the day, even among Republicans."

     An examination of the same USA Today/Gallup poll that Roberts reported, however, shows that 36 percent of those polled approve of President Bush's handling of Iraq. That is actually a one percent increase since USA Today/Gallup last measured public opinion on the issue in July. For USA Today's August 22 article on the poll: www.usatoday.com

     [This item, by Megan McCormack, was posted Tuesday afternoon on the MRC's blog, NewsBusters.org: newsbusters.org ]

     While still low, the poll shows that public opinion on the President's handling of Iraq is, if anything, holding steady, not growing "more unpopular by the day." This appears to be another demonstration of the liberal media going beyond the facts to put their own spin on the war: bad for President Bush, bad for Republicans, bad for America.

     Relevant portions from the 7:15am EDT, August 22 report follows:

     Robin Roberts: "On a day when he ordinarily would be vacationing, President Bush is hard at work today, in overdrive, some would say. He is heading to Minnesota to campaign, part of a blitz to boost Republican candidates around the nation, and he's got some wind in his sails. A USA Today/Gallup poll, out this morning, says the President's approval ratings, 42 percent, his highest rating in some six months..."

     Claire Shipman: "...It's an unusual sight, the President holding forth in the briefing room in mid-August. With no news to trumpet, the grim reality of Iraq became the centerpiece...And he was typically testy on that subject, especially as regards critics."
     President George W. Bush: "They want to leave before the job is completed in Iraq."
     Shipman: "But he offered no real softening of a policy that grows more unpopular by the day, even among Republicans. Indeed, he repeatedly made plain the U.S. will not pull out."

     Like a negative political ad for the opposition, as Shipman spoke her two sentences about Bush refusing to soften his policy, his picture transformed to black and white and zoomed in, crowding out the top of his head.

 

Criticizing NFL, Gumbel Gratuitously
Hits Cheney's 'Demeanor'

     Bryant Gumbel has generated backlash from outgoing NFL Commissioner Paul Tagliabue for accusing him of keeping the players union chief on a "leash" as his "personal pet," with Tagliabue suggesting the league may rescind its plan to have Gumbel do play-by-play for games on the NFL Network. But in the same commentary at the end of the August edition of HBO's Real Sports, fist aired on August 15, Gumbel also used Vice President Dick Cheney as a foil in castigating the football league's temperament. In his "open letter" to incoming NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, Gumbel opined: "Although your league is wildly successful, making it fit Dick Cheney's demeanor can't serve you well in the long run. Yeah, football's a business, but it's also a game. Legislating individuality out of the NFL may have been Paul's thing, but it needn't be yours. Have some fun, let others do the same."

     [This item was posted, with video, Wednesday night on the MRC's blog, NewsBusters.org. The audio and video will be added to the posted version of this CyberAlert, but in the meantime, to watch the Real or Windows Media clip, or to listen to the MP3, go to: newsbusters.org ]

     I was on vacation last week and only got to record and watch the August 15 Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel when HBO replayed it on Wednesday, August 23.

     In February, just before the Winter Olympics, Gumbel used his HBO show to urge his viewers "not to laugh when someone says these are the world's greatest athletes, despite a paucity of blacks that makes the Winter Games look like a GOP convention." Text and video in the February 16 CyberAlert: www.mrc.org

     Then in June, while encouraging Americans to watch and appreciate World Cup soccer, Gumbel slipped in a personal/political slam: "I know that in soccer they score about as often as Ann Coulter makes sense." Text and video in the June 22 CyberAlert: www.mrc.org

     For more on the NFL's reaction to Gumbel's criticism of Tagliabue, check the August 22 Washington Post story, "Tagliabue May Face One Final Issue: Gumbel Could Be Ousted for Comments," at: www.washingtonpost.com

     Or USA Today's Tuesday article, "Tagliabue fires back at Gumbel," which began:
     "In one of his last acts as NFL commissioner, Paul Tagliabue might push to fire the NFL Network's highest-profile hire: Bryant Gumbel.
     "Tagliabue, who is retiring Aug. 31, blasted Gumbel for his recent comments describing NFL Players Association executive director Gene Upshaw as Tagliabue's leashed pet -- and league owners as greedy billionaires." See: www.usatoday.com

     An August 22 press release from the MRC, LATEST HATEFUL COMMENTS MAY COST BRYANT GUMBEL HIS JOB AT NFL NETWORK." Go to: www.mrc.org

     Bryant Gumbel's commentary at the end of the August 15 edition of HBO's Real Sports, which will air several more times this month, an "open letter" to incoming NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell:
     "Before he cleans out his office, have Paul Tagliabue show you where he keeps Gene Upshaw's leash. By making the docile head of the players union his personal pet, your predecessor kept the peace without giving players the kind of guarantees other pros take for granted. Try to make sure no one competent ever replaces Upshaw on your watch.
     "Try too to keep a close eye on that ugly owners split that surfaced last March. Gently remind those billionaires who gave you the job that they're already making obscene amounts of money. And despite the please of Governor Terminator, make sure you keep your LA's straight: Putting a team in prosperous Los Angeles isn't nearly as important to your image as keeping one in recovering Louisiana.
     "While you're at it: The games could be shorter, they could do with fewer commercials, your replay system's still flawed and please, no more Super Bowls in the Midwest or in domes. I'm sure you'll get to all that in due time, but those are tops on any real fan's list
     "Oh and Roger: Although your league is wildly successful, making it fit Dick Cheney's demeanor can't serve you well in the long run. Yeah, football's a business, but it's also a game. Legislating individuality out of the NFL may have been Paul's thing, but it needn't be yours. Have some fun, let others do the same. I really do wish you all the best."

     HBO's page for Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel: www.hbo.com

 

"Top Ten Signs Osama Bin Laden Is in
Love with You"

     From the August 21 Late Show with David Letterman, prompted by a book by a mistress/sex slave to Osama bin Laden who revealed the terrorist was obsessed with Whitney Houston and wanted to marry her, the "Top Ten Signs Osama Bin Laden Is in Love with You." Late Show home page: www.cbs.com

10. He carved your initials in an infidel

9. Always gets the camel washed and waxed before he picks you up

8. Never forgets to release an Al-Jazeera video on your birthday

7. You say you enjoy Barry Manilow -- next day he sends you Barry Manilow's ear

6. Orders 1 goat milk, 2 straws

5. Says only thing hotter than your body is his scorching hatred for the Zionists

4. Get a romantic greeting card that reads, "You jihad me at 'Hello'"

3. He lets you call him "Ossie"

2. New intelligence reports put his whereabouts at Zales

1. He says every time he thinks of you, there's an uprising in his pants


     An excerpt from an August 22 Sky News story on Yahoo, which also reported bin Laden's enjoyment of The Wonder Years, Miami Vice and MacGyver:

Terror Leader's Greatest Love Of All

Osama bin Laden was obsessed with Whitney Houston, a new book claims. The al Qaeda chief even wanted to marry the American singer, according to Kola Boof's autobiography. The Sudanese poet and novelist says she was kept against her will as bin Laden's mistress in 1996.

Excerpts of her autobiography, Diary Of A Lost Girl, have been published in Harper's magazine.

"He told me that Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen," it reads.

"He said he wanted to give Whitney Houston a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum....

Bin Laden would also speak constantly about "how beautiful she (Houston) is, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is."...

Boof also claims the al Qaeda supremo would "ramble on" about his favourite TV shows, The Wonder Years, Miami Vice and MacGyver.

     END of Excerpt

     For the article in full: uk.news.yahoo.com

-- Brent Baker

 


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