'Nothing Sacred': The End
by L. Brent Bozell III
In mid-March, after incurring the wrath of millions of
Christians, ABC finally canceled the Catholic-bashing drama "Nothing
Sacred," thereby granting blessed relief to opponents of blatantly,
calculatedly offensive television.
Those who pointed out, even before this series premiered
last September, that it was a fiasco in the making have been proven absolutely
right. Although liberal TV critics (predictably) heaped praise on
"Nothing Sacred," its premiere finished only in the middle of the
Nielsen pack. Be patient, ABC told the world; sophisticated shows take time to
build an audience. But week after week of anti-Catholic programming made
matters worse; ratings for the series fell off considerably. Then, adding
injury to insult, advertisers started pulling out, publicly acknowledging that
they wanted nothing to do with anti-religious bigotry. (In the end, more than
three dozen sponsors withdrew.)
But a determined ABC poured huge amounts of money into
advertising to turn the tide. Programs that rated higher than "Nothing
Sacred" were taken off the schedule, but to the public's amazement,
"Nothing Sacred" was renewed for another thirteen episodes. The
network told the world it had figured out the problem: Wrong time slot! So
they moved the show to Saturday night. There, in its final two airings, it
registered dead last in the ratings. ABC was forced to concede defeat.
But have supporters of "Nothing Sacred" learned
anything from all this? The easy answer is No. Common sense indicated that
there was no market whatsoever for a drama trashing Catholicism. Take away
disgruntled left-wing Catholics, militant homosexuals, and a handful of other
perpetually angry opponents of tradition, any tradition -- and you've got the
other 99% of the public to deal with. That made no difference to ABC, nor did
the huge amount of money the network lost on this doomed-from-the-start
project. ABC had an agenda, pure and simple, and they were going to see it
Now that the show is gone, the same sense of denial is back.
The TV critics that pushed the show refuse to admit the failure of the series
was attributable to its sheer obnoxiousness. Rather, they blame both ABC, for
moving it around the schedule, and the viewing public, for being too dumb to
appreciate it. Their enthusiastic praise for "Nothing Sacred,"
juxtaposed with its anemic ratings, demonstrate not only that the concept of a
"media elite" is valid, but also that the mantra "television
only reflects reality" is sheer nonsense since those involved in the
business of television have no idea what reality is. To wit:
--Ken Parish Perkins, Fort Worth Star-Telegram: "You
can only push so far in television before sweaty accountants start showing
up... I suppose 'Nothing Sacred' could have had a better shot at success had
it been... not so challenging... In 'Touched By an Angel' and ''7th Heaven,'
or even 'Promised Land'... spiritual growth never appears to be all that
messy, and problems are always resolved." (Imagine the nerve of those
programs' producers, putting life-affirming messages on the air!)
--Joanne Ostrow, Denver Post: "High-minded... Too smart
for TV." (Translation: Too enlightened for the poor, uneducated, and
--Allan Johnson, Chicago Tribune: "A sensitive, quietly
powerful series examining faith in God in the face of today's harsh
--Tim Cuprisin, Milwaukee Journal Sentinel: "It was the
only prime time... show to deal with religion... Not religion as angels and
fantasy, but religion as an integral part of the lives of realistic
characters." ("Angels and fantasy"! I think we just found the
long-absent Madalyn Murray O'Hair, and she's working under an assumed name.)
Floundering ABC, which finished last among the full-time
webs in the February sweeps, simply couldn't carry "Nothing Sacred"
any longer. But how the network probably feels, deep down, about the show is
suggested by its publicist, who sighed that one of the hearts broken by its
demise was "mine... I [won't] get to read those fabulous scripts
"Nothing Sacred" executive producer David Manson
declared that his series "tried to... deal not just simply with...
religion but with paradox and ambiguity in terms of human behavior... I'm
hoping there's a cable channel out there that's not as convulsed with the need
to prop up their overnight ratings and might be interested in this kind of a
show." ( I suspect that Ted Turner, who owns not a few cable networks and
who once referred to Christianity as "a religion for losers," may be
getting a call from Manson any day now.)
Ultimately, "Nothing Sacred" is defunct because
almost everyone in America had the good sense not to watch. But credit for
leading the charge against it is due William Donohue, the indefatigable
president of the Catholic League. I'm sure Mr. Donohue would agree that this
is only one battle victory in an ongoing cultural war. But it's a big one.
"Nothing Sacred" is gone. Thank God.
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