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Damn Those
Conservatives Award |
"The day I say Dick Cheney is going to
run for President, I’ll kill myself. All we need is one more liar."
— Hearst White House columnist Helen Thomas, as quoted in the "Under the
Dome" column by Albert Eisele and Jeff Dufour in The Hill newspaper,
July 28. [68 points] |
Runners-up:
CNN’s
Jack Cafferty: "What should Karl Rove do if he is indicted?...He might
want to, he might want to get measured for one of those extra large orange
jump suits, Wolf, because looking at old Karl, I’m not sure that he’d,
they’d be able to zip him into the regular size one."
CNN’s Wolf Blitzer: "He’s actually lost some weight. I think he’s in
pretty good shape."
Cafferty: "Oh, well then, maybe just the regular off the shelf large
would handle it for him."
Blitzer: "But, you know, it’s still a big if. It’s still a big if."
Cafferty: "Oh, I understand. I’m, I’m just hoping, you know. I love,
I love to see those kinds of things happen. It does wonders for me."
— CNN’s The Situation Room, October 17. [65] |
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"Karl Rove is a liability in the war on terror....In his ‘story guidance’
to Matthew Cooper of Time, Rove did more damage to your safety than
the most thumb-sucking liberal or guard at Abu Ghraib. He destroyed an
intelligence asset like Valerie Plame merely to deflect criticism of a
politician. We have all the damned politicians, of every stripe, that we
need. The best of them isn’t worth half a Valerie Plame."
— Countdown host Keith Olbermann in a July 11 posting to his "Bloggerman"
page on MSNBC’s Web site. [37]
Captain Dan the
Forgery Man Award |
Dan
Rather: "My principal problem was
that I stuck by the [Memogate] story, I stuck by our people for too long.
I’m guilty of that. I believed in the story, and the facts of the story were
correct. One supporting pillar of the story, albeit an important one, one
supporting pillar was brought into question. To this day no one has proven
whether it was what it purported to be or not....You know, I didn’t give up
on my people, our people. I didn’t and I won’t." [Applause]
Marvin Kalb: "Dan, thank you. You said, I believe you just said, that
you think the story is accurate."
Rather: "The story is accurate."
— From The Kalb Report, an interview series produced by the George
Washington University and Joan Shorenstein Center on the Press, Politics,
and Public Policy at Harvard University, and shown live on C-SPAN September
26. [80] |
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Runners-up:
"A
panel was appointed by CBS News to look into this ....They concluded that
whatever happened, whatever you thought about it, it was not motivated by
political bias, and they said that, although they had four months and
millions of dollars, they could not demonstrate that the documents were not
authentic, that they were forgeries. They said they couldn’t make that
conclusion....Whatever one thinks of what we did or didn’t do with the story
in question here, nobody broke the law, nobody lied. Depending on your point
of view, it was a mistake, and who hasn’t made a mistake somewhere along the
line?"
— Outgoing CBS Evening News anchor Dan Rather discussing the
investigation into his forged memo story, on CBS’s Late Show with David
Letterman, March 3. [35] |
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Runners-up:
Crazy Chris Award for
Chris Matthews’ Left-Wing Lunacy |
Anti-war
activist Cindy Sheehan: "We’re not
going to cure terrorism and spread peace and good will in the Middle East by
killing innocent people or — I’m not even saying our bullets and bombs are
killing them. The occupation — they don’t have food, they don’t have clean
water, they don’t have electricity. They don’t have medicine, they don’t
have doctors. We need to get our military presence out of there, and that’s
what’s gonna start building good will....I see Iraq as the base for
spreading imperialism...."
Host Chris Matthews: "Are you considering running for Congress,
Cindy?"
Sheehan: "No, not this time...."
Matthews: "Okay. Well, I have to tell you, you sound more informed
than most U.S. Congresspeople, so maybe you should run."
— Exchange on MSNBC’s Hardball, August 15.
[93 points] |
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Runners-up:
Chris
Matthews: "Do you think President Bush used this [emotional hug at the
State of the Union between an Iraqi voter and Janet Norwood, the mother of a
Marine killed in Iraq] to push his numbers on Social Security reform, just
to get his general appeal up a bit, a couple of points?"
MSNBC political analyst Ron Reagan: "Well, I don’t want to speculate
on what was in President Bush’s mind."
Matthews: "How about his handlers? Do you think the PR guys...around
the White House did this to promote the President’s agenda?"
MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough: "Please, come on."
Reagan: "Well, of course they did. Oh, sure they did."
Scarborough: "Oh, come on!...I mean, that’s just the height of
cynicism."
Matthews: "No, I’m just asking you, I’m not taking sides here, but
you know who makes these decisions, the PR people around the
President....They make the decision about who sits in the box and where
they’re seated....The only question is whether that Iraqi woman was prompted
to go up and hug Janet Norwood by some staffer."
— Exchange during MSNBC’s live coverage following Bush’s State of the
Union address, February 2. [59] |
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