3) Picking up where
the December 29 CyberAlert left off, here are the first runners-up
quotes from the MRC's "Best Notable Quotables of 1997: The Tenth
Annual Awards for the Year's Worst Reporting." Again, these are
the first runners-up. The number after each quote is the number of
points awarded by the judges. First place picks earned three points,
with two points for second place and one for third best selections.
Quote of the Year --
First runner-up
++ "Newt
Gingrich's problem, I've always thought, he's like Lenin. They both
made a revolution by shooting people -- Newt shot Democrats, Lenin
shot everybody -- and then they didn't have enough sense to stop
shooting once they won. So, I mean, once you win, you say, 'Okay,
now I've shot all your relatives, but you're a good guy, let's work
together.' Instead, Newt shut down the government and kept on trying
to shoot Democrats." -- ABC's Sam Donaldson on The Tonight Show
with Jay Leno, January 8. [96]
Clinton Camelot
Award (for Creating a Clinton-Gore Mythology)
++ "Still their
shared needs and mutual admiration cover an essential difference
between the two men. Both think deep thoughts about saving the
world, but they approach the task quite differently. Clinton is
often roundabout, if not waffling. Gore is a plunger who thinks and
acts in a straight line. Because Gore has been a reserved
politician, his sometimes messianic zeal has been overlooked. The
Vice President has written that his call to save the environment
began with the shock of a near-fatal car accident to his son, Albert
III. Characteristically, Gore felt it wasn't enough to save one
child; he wanted to save all the world's children. By the same
token, he has said privately that his absorption with arms control
in the 1980s began with dreams that he could not rescue his family
from nuclear war." -- Newsweek's Evan Thomas, January 27. [74]
The Harold Ickes
"System Made Me Do It" Award
++ "We begin
tonight with stalemate in the Senate. The majority thwarted.
Politics prevails. Campaign finance reform, which the public wants,
dead as a doornail, all of the above. After many months of talking
about it, the first real effort to reform how campaigns for federal
office are financed, the push to get some of the big money out of
election campaigns has gone nowhere." -- ABC's Peter Jennings,
October 7. [56]
Lanny Davis No
Controlling Legal Authority Award (for Clinton Scandal Denial)
++ "President
Nixon was investigated for obstruction of justice. President Reagan
was investigated for not telling investigators what he knew of the
Iran-Contra scandal. President Clinton is being investigated for
making telephone calls from the wrong room in the White House."
-- New York Times Deputy Washington Bureau Chief Adam Clymer opening
Oct. 15 analysis of Janet Reno's decision to further probe Clinton's
calls. [54]
Evil Elephant
Empire Award (for Bashing Congressional Republicans)
++ ABC reporter John
Cochran: "Flood victims in Grand Forks do not understand
why Republican leaders refuse to pass an aid bill without strings
attached." A flood victim: "The river took our home, our
possessions, our neighbors, our neighborhood and we still have our
spirit. But the government is taking our spirit and our strength.
And that's what's going to kill us."
Cochran: "Doug Sprehe is a life-long conservative
Republican."
Doug Sprehe: "I believed in these guys and I voted for
some of them and I'm beginning to lose my faith in the conservative
party."
Cochran: "...People whose homes and businesses were
destroyed say GOP leaders should realize that what they really need
is money to rebuild." -- ABC's World News Tonight, June 6. [68]
Che Guevara Award
(for Nostalgia for Communism)
++ "Open
societies, it turns out, haven't been as generous as socialism and
communism to women who want to serve in public office. From Albania
to Yemen, the number of women in power plummeted after the
transition from socialist governments, which sought to develop
female as well as male proletariats. As those governments died, so
went the socialist ideals of equality and the subsidies for social
programs that aided women. In many countries, traditional
patriarchal cultures resurfaced." -- Los Angeles Times
correspondent Robin Wright, October 2 Philadelphia Inquirer op-ed.
[61]
John Glenn Award
(for Ensuring the Hearings Got Lost in Space)
++ "The UFO
comparison is apt in his case. He is considered flaky and a bit of a
crackpot, even though a nice guy. Some crackpots are nice." --
Time columnist Margaret Carlson on House Government Operations
Committee Chairman Dan Burton, referring to Hillary Clinton's
comment that attention to Whitewater "reminds me of some
people's obsession with UFO's and the Hale-Bopp comet." Apr. 12
CNN Capital Gang. [48]
Good Morning
Morons Award
++ "It is clear
that day care in this country is inaccessible to many, cost
prohibitive for others, substandard in many situations. What can the
government actually do to alleviate some of these problems?"
"As you know, Mrs. Clinton, regulations for at-home day care
vary so much from state to state in terms of the ratio of children
to day care provider, do you think there should be some kind of
overall federal regulations?" -- Today co-host Katie Couric to
Hillary Rodham Clinton, October 23. [62]
Satan of the
South Award (for Hating Jesse Helms)
++ James Warren,
Chicago Tribune Washington Bureau Chief: "I also find
interesting this revisionism about Senator Helms. We've sort of
turned his dogmatism and bigotry into now, the iron-willed principle
of a man of the right."
Mona Charen: "What bigotry?"
Warren: "Oh, his gay-baiting, his union-bashing. His
hatred of any fundings for the arts. His isolationism." --
Exchange on August 3 edition of CNN's Capital Gang. [68]
Bryant Gumbel
Journalism Fellowship Award (for Liberal Advocacy)
++ "Governor
Shaheen, you've said that you want kindergarten available for every
child in your state. And you're proposing to finance it with higher
cigarette taxes and more gambling in the state. I guess you have to
do that because you've locked yourself away from calling for any
sales tax or income tax in New Hampshire. Are the kids not worth
having a sales tax or an income tax?" -- Washington Post
reporter David Broder to New Hampshire Democratic Governor Jeanne
Shaheen, February 2 Meet the Press. [76]
The Paul
Wellstone Award (for Championing Welfare Dependency)
++ "Like an
ominous storm blown in from the East, the reality of welfare reform
has descended with relentless and unsparing force on thousands of
families like that of [Yvonne] Parris who begin the new year today
with less cash to live on and the prospect of a welter of new rules
aimed at restricting their access to government aid....Many who are
against the cuts argue that the welfare overhaul does little to
address the fundamental causes of poverty, but is instead based on
long-standing myths and prejudices." -- Los Angeles Times
reporters Carla Rivera and Hector Tobar in a front-page news story,
January 1. [64]
Damn Those
Conservatives Award
++ "You were
raised, sir, in a subsidized housing project by a single mother and
yet you support welfare reform and oppose affirmative action. How do
you square those two sides?" -- Today's Ann Curry to Paul
Harris, the first black Republican elected to the Virginia House of
Delegates since 1891. [58]
Politics of
Meaningless Award (for the Silliest Analysis)
++ "I said to
somebody that if O.J. killed his first wife, Marguerite [who is
black], and her friend, then do I think George Will and William F.
Buckley would have written about it? No way. Not on God's green
earth. They wouldn't have even noticed." -- Bryant Gumbel in a
Los Angeles Times Magazine profile, January 12 (Brackets theirs).
[62]
Media Hero Award
++ "[Mario]
Cuomo was a rare combination: an intellectual and a spellbinding
orator. I would have bet that he could have won the Democratic
nomination and been elected to the presidency. He had electrified
the 1984 Democratic convention with his keynote speech, and I never
saw him fail to excite those who shared his liberal vision of
America's future. Despite the pollsters and political operators'
contrary opinions, I remain convinced that the public was ready for
a leader who could restore that vision after the selfish eighties. I
don't believe the public has rejected liberalism; it simply has not
heard a candidate persuasively advocate its humane and deeply
democratic principles." -- Walter Cronkite in his book A
Reporter's Life. [60]
If The Bias Fits
We Won't Admit Award
++ "Although
the experience and independence of Tom Brokaw, Peter Jennings, Dan
Rather, and Ted Koppel would give their opinions a lot more weight
than those of any politician, they still observe the disciplines of
their craft. Their on-air analyses plumb the views and prejudices of
others without parading their own." -- Former New York Times
Executive Editor Max Frankel deploring ABC's hiring of George
Stephanopoulos, January 19 New York Times Magazine. [65]
Which Way Is It?
"CIA
Agent Says He Gave Huang Classified Data" -- Los Angeles Times
headline, July 17
vs.
"CIA
Officer Says His Briefings for Huang Were Simply Routine" --
New York Times headline, same day [97]